Saheli ki Haveli me Bitch Maine pel di- Trip to Udaipur and Mount Abu Day-2

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29 September 2024- Day 2

We were woken up by the sudden knocking on the door. It was mulla. He told us to quickly reach the ground for a Yoga session. It was 6am. We scrambled to freshen up. We rushed to the ground. Everyone was present there. We were late. Yet, we attended the session. We were exhausted. But, School walo ko alag hi bakchodi karni thi. They announced,

"15 minute baad hum pool me party karege, sabko aana hai"🏊

Mera man nhi tha. Socha ki mai side baith kar un randiyo ke maze lunga. Lekin hua uska ulta. Raandu ne zabardasti mujhe pool me kudwa diya. Mere waha thand ke maare lawde lag rhe the aur waha sab maje le rhe the pool ke. Mai jaise taise maze karke room me gaya. Mamta and Manju ne mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di. Lekin "Poore babe di ae mel, Jat don'r care.

Then, I had a pleasant breakfast. Then, bakchodi karni pae gi.

That day's schedule was to visit Haldighati. A valley famous for the battle of Haldighati between Maharana Pratap, the prince of Mewar and Man Singh, a general of Emperor Akbar.

The battle of Haldighati was fought on 18 June 1576 between the Mewar forces led by Maharana Pratap and the Mughal forces led by Man Singh I of Amber. The Mughals emerged victorious after inflicting significant casualties on Mewari forces, though they failed to capture Pratap, who reluctantly retreated, persuaded by his fellow commanders.

Literally, itni casualties hui ki poori ghati khoon se bhar gyi. Uske pahad par Mahrana ki history sanjo kar rakhi thi ek fort pe.

Mai bus me baitha next to Kiraandi. Bitch came from nowhere and ordered to sit elsewhere. I tried to defend, but she was just demanding. I got up and made myself comfortable at the last seat next to Saarika.

We travelled through the valley. The valley was naturally painted yellow like Haldi, that's why it's called Haldighati.

Fort ki Photo by me

There was a fort. It contained a museum and a theatre. We were shown the life of Maharana Pratap. I was enlightened by his journey.

We visited its backyard. Every Randi was clicking photos, making reels, and bakchodi kar rhe the saale. Meanwhile, I was just exploring the historical items.

When we were returning, Bitch ordered me to change my seat again. I sat on that seat again. But I faced opposition from them. Rachna was threatening me and others. Raandu saved me by giving me the front seat. I was disheartened by their behaviour. I didn't think that this trip would begin on this note. Deepak was right. I shouldn't have paid for it. 

We returned and had lunch. After that, I decided to check out the game zone. It was enormous. It had many sports items, including Table Tennis, Darts, and Puzzles.
There was a junior with whom I played. Those Randis also tried to interrupt my gameplay with their bakchodi.

At around 3pm. We left for Moti Magri. A hill that contained memorials of Mahrana Pratap and his companions. It was a swifty hill with roads going up and down.
Akbar ki maa ka bhosra fatt ja gaand

That's me in that blurry photo. Then, we returned to our hotel.
Dekho to zara iss bhosdiwale ko.
Ye papa ki pari nhi, ye mother dairy hai

Fir hui raat ko akhand bakchodi. School walo ne hame ground me party ke liye bulaya tha. Mai aur baaki randi saj dhaj ke nikal pade. Meri strategy ye thi ki mujhe jitna zyada ho sake mujhe un randiyo se dur rehna hoga, zyada se zyada ignore maarna hoga.

Mai chair pe baitha tha saamne Bitch aayi. "Saali chalti firti cocaine thi cocaine"😛💦

Saarika, Suman, Manju, Anjali, Kiraandi sab apni maa chudvane aa gye the.

Party shuru ho gyi. Pura Kotthe ka mahaul tha. Mai jaise taise isse seh gya. Jab dance floor pe randiya aayi. Tab mai washroom me jaakar chup gya. Randiya bakchodi karti rahi aur mai yaha gam manata raha ki bc kyu aaya aisi trip pe.

Uss raat hum nhi soye. Mamta, Manju telecom pe bakchodi kar rhe the. Ekdum se kisi ke "mummy mummy..." chillane ki awaz aayi. Bahar dekha to ek mota saand rote hue hamare room me ghusa.

Usne kaha ki bahar ek admi uska room check karne aaya tha. Poora black shirt, saala bhoot jaisa look dete hue uska luggage check kiya aur chala gya. Use lag rha tha ki wo koi imposter hai. Poori raat ye bakchodi chalti rhi.

Mujhe gussa aa rha tha innerly ki inn bhosdiwalo ke saath mai kyu aaya??😡😡

Next day in next blog.


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