Saheli ki Haveli me Bitch Maine pel di- Part Exposition
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In this blog, I'll give you details of the exposition of my school.
Literally, I, Chetanya and Deepak rocked the randikhana.😍😎
Exposition: My, Chetanya and Deepak Guyz's Golden Time
It was August. Chetanya and I (Deepak guyz was absent that day) were chilling. Suddenly, our class teacher approached us and told us to make a model. Initially, I hesitated but had to agree.
I was brainstorming what I should do. Saala JEE karu ya school ki bakchodi sahu. Agar school ka nhi kiya to Raandu bkl taane marega, JEE ka chhoda to JEE meri le lega.
Model banane se zyada yahi soch rha tha (Sorry for Hindi).😅
Tabhi mam ka message aaya, mam had sent me a video.
I carefully investigated it.
Here you can watch it just like I did.😔
I thought it would work, but it was just a mithya(a lie)😶
I shared it with Chetanya and planned the items for it. An ice cream sticks stack, Gluegun, A base, and Lahori Zeera bottles, etc.
In school, we got the base and started making it.
Meantime, those randis were doing this bakchodi :
The next day, we three were trying to construct our model in the Physics lab, Annu and Saarika started sledging for no reason. That broke our flow and unki choot me keede pade AIDS wale BC, unki biwi ki fati choot hu, viklaang lund ho unka and Saale Tetanus ki maut mare haramkhor bkl.😡💥
It continued for a week. Mam kept asking about the condition of our model. We kept assuring her,. Bhosdiwale from junior classes were mocking our model. This infuriated us.
Raandu constantly inquired of us. Then Deepak gave him the explanation.
"Sir, this model would work on the principle of EMI. We will bring a magnet close to the coils of the wheel, which would change flux and thus induce an emf. Also, we have added a load resistance so current will be produced, making the wheel spin."
Deepak came as a lifejacket. He explained the basics of electromagnetism, Electromagnetic Induction, Infinite energy and on this basis, we concluded that our model won't work.
Here he goes,
"Hamare model mein insulator tha(jo wheel lagayi thi wo), so emf toh induce hone ka chance nahi banta tha, instead model ko function karne ke liye external source se power chahiye hoti hai."
Thanks guyz.💙
But we had to make it. He came up with a plan.
"We'll continue making this, but we'll have to delay it when there are 2 days left for the exposition. We will abstain from this exposition. Later on, we will give them the excuse that we got sick. Agar hamara model koi chedege to model explode ho jayega and unke exposition ki gaand mar jayegi."💥💥
I added one point, "I'll tell them that I went to my family function."
That's how we decided to launch a Bahishkaar type andolan against the Bitch and others.
In between, Bitch came and ordered
"Hum yaha video banane wale hai exposition ki, tumhe bas model ke saath kuch bhi karna hai jaise alag karna jodna, samajh gaye?"
Bhatia mam ne yahi same line kahi, but unhe kya pata hum kya karne wale hai.💀💀
Hamne waise hi kiya jaisa unhone kaha. Deepak side me baith gaya taaki unka ego usse na kuchal de. Lekin Chetanaya aur mai fas gye, and this was the result.
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| Bitch bkl😠 |
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| Dur hat mere model se saali bhadwi😡 |
So, ye the dard bhare moments and Deepak ke saviour moments. Sahi me Deepak and Chetanaya jaise dost ho, to chahe school life ho ya college ki, corporate ho ya business life,
badi changi jayegi mere yaar.💖💖
According to our plan, Deepak and I were absent for 2 days, but Chetanya couldn't.
We both felt bad for him.😞
But we successfully bunked the ghatiya, chutiya, bhaklund, bekaar, randi exposition.
So you're in the next blog. The next one will be a bit fuming.
Jai Shri Ram
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