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Saheli ki Haveli me Bitch Maine pel di- Part Exposition

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 Padharo Mhare Blog In this blog, I'll give you details of the exposition of my school. Literally, I, Chetanya and Deepak rocked the randikhana.😍😎 Exposition: My, Chetanya and Deepak Guyz's Golden Time It was August. Chetanya and I (Deepak guyz was absent that day) were chilling. Suddenly, our class teacher approached us and told us to make a model. Initially, I hesitated but had to agree. I was brainstorming what I should do. Saala JEE karu ya school ki bakchodi sahu. Agar school ka nhi kiya to Raandu bkl taane marega, JEE ka chhoda to JEE meri le lega. Model banane se zyada yahi soch rha tha (Sorry for Hindi).πŸ˜… Tabhi mam ka message aaya, mam had sent me a video. I carefully investigated it. https://youtube.com/shorts/qVpv3WNbm-k?si=plswCcxrSBQvPy7L Here you can watch it just like I did.πŸ˜” I thought it would work, but it was just a mithya(a lie)😢 I shared it with Chetanya and planned the items for it. An ice cream sticks stack, Gluegun, A base, and Lahori Zeera bottles, et...

Saheli ki Haveli me Bitch Maine pel di- Part 2

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Padharo Mhare Blog Continuation of the previous part: Our rehearsals began, Chetanya, Deepak and I were cast in a "Chuttad Natak". I didn't feel any problem, but I knew that this chutiyaap would hinder my studies.😞 The Struggle begins: I was suddenly called on stage to perform a role as "Rahul Gandhi". Neither did I know the script, nor was I prepared. Raandu was checking every detail. When I (tried to) perform, no one was satisfied. I asked for the script. But instead, Raandu passed me this comment. "Ise bahar bithao or kisi aur ko cast karo, bewakoof kahi ka".πŸ˜– That disheartened me, so I decided to revolt. I took a chair, made myself comfortable and ignored everyone. Saarika, Anjali, and Suman Randi tried to ah get me to the stage. But I was firm on that role. I didn't want to lose my dignity to such a comment made by Raandu.😠 He came, and I fought for the role. Thankfully, I got it. I was slightly confident. I looked at Bitch and I replied to...

Saheli ki Haveli me Bitch maine pel di- Part 1

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  THE ULTIMATE SCHOOL This blog is about my fucking school days. I don't like to write at school, but somebody's thought inspired me to write my feelings here. "A school is a place to learn and grow (I thought when I was in primary)".πŸ“ˆ "A school is a place to score best and compete (I thought when I entered secondary)".😊 "A school is a place where you can achieve success (I thought it when I was in Class X)".✊ "Timepass hai Behencho. (in XI and XII)".πŸ˜• This is my School😞 It started after I passed my XI, at the edge. I had entered the Engineering after I joined the JEE coaching. I had great expectations that I would top my board exams, score a good percentile in the JEE, and earn some respect, which may help in fostering good relations with my teachers and friends(Halkat friends).✊ But I didn't know that I was going to face "those bhaklund chuttad darinde"❤ I had only 2 guyzzz whom I could call friends. (I would call them...